This is the conversation P and I had on Tuesday after I picked her up from daycare: Attention, promotion people, get started on the paperwork. May will be here before you know it. Oh, while on the subject of more fundage, don't forget the paperwork for my bonus~I'll need it so I can buy my own gum because I can't go 2 days without 'grouching' at CD.
P: Mommy, did you bring me something?
Me: Yes, these 2 pair of shoes.
P: I wanted a movie or book.
Me: You never buy me anything, and you have lots of money.
P: I don't buy you anything because you grouch at Crazy Dog.
Me: I don't grouch at you, so you should buy me something.
P: Nope. If you grouch at Crazy Dog, you are telling me not to buy you anything. If you don't grouch at him for 2 days, maybe I'll buy you some gum. *she was VERY serious*
Yep, she said it!!! She said maybe she'd buy me some gum. Some. Gum. Not a movie, but some gum.
She has pledged her allegiance to CD!! She chose him over me. *sniff* This is EXACTLY why she will be an only child. How dare I have 2 people that I feed on a regular basis plottin' on me! I would NEVER leave them alone. One would be with me at ALL times.
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In other news...
At the place that pays me so I can take the traitor to Paris, buy her shoes and DVDs, I got my annual rating today. All I'll say is:
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