It's My Place: No Longer Friends!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

No Longer Friends!

This evening, P made yet another announcement concerning Louis/Chico/Crazy Dog/Chico vom Talhof. Ready for the announcement?? The announcement is, and I quote:

Me (P) and Louis are no longer friends!!

Got that?? No longer friends!! She is now on my 'team'. Want to know why they are no longer friends??

Because he stole her piece of salami. Not jus any old piece, but the last slice in the entire house.

What had happened was...after picking P up from the babysitter's after my class, we came home, and she was starving (her words). Since she 'wasn't going to make it all night with no food' (her words again) she asked for a piece of salami (she has a slight addiction to Edel salami). I put a slice on a plate for her in the kitchen. Instead of waiting until she finished putting on her pajamas, she took the plate in the room where she was getting dressed. While she was busy putting on her bottoms, Louis, being the Crazy Dog he is, jumped on the couch, and ate the entire slice (like the alligator did the duckling in the movie Madagascar). Needless to say, she was NOT happy. P cried like she never cried before. When she found out there was no more, she cried even harder.

In the midst of her crying, she informed me that they were no longer friends, she wanted Louis to go to another house, and she wants a 'girl kitty'. I think she really scared Louis. When the shrieks of torcher began, he ran into his house which is in the hallway, where he's been for the last 45 minutes.

What lesson did we learn tonight?

P really wants a girl kitty.

At least that's what I learned! (and it AIN'T gonna happen!)

P is REALLY serious. She went bed without telling Louis/Chico/Crazy Dog/Chico vom Talhof good night.
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I found this over at Busymom 's, and thought that I'd better get in line.

Just think, if 3,288 people perish, there will be a Broke Single Parent, with a daughter who declared that she's a Princess, and a dog named Louis in charge!!!

Get your position here

My first order of business...make it against the law to have less than 4 slices of Edel salami in your house at any given time.
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One of my classes started tonight. 2 words...Easy. A.
'Nuff said.

Due to the fact that I want to finish by December, I am forced to take a DE class with another university. Why, why, why is said university charging $70 for an e-book? We won't get the entire book at the beginning of class. It will be 'rationed' to us (much like the gas here) one chapter per week. I'm glad Uncle LeRoy's brother, Uncle Victor is picking up the tab for this class!
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I need a tad of advice from you blog readers...

Here is the hyperdermic situation...

~~I am~~ You are taking a class, and I you realize that there will be 4 term papers due during the class term. I You also notice that ~~I've~~ you've already done 3 of the 4 term papers topics for another class, and received A's on them all. Is it wrong to turn in those papers the second time (different instructor)? Of course I you would make a few changes to the paper before I you submit them for grade #2.

Is this wrong? Is this plagerism?

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