Last week I received an email from a Mr. David West stating that he had access to $26M and he needed my assistance to claim it. It was a LONG email, and I read EVERY word of it. Any other time of the year, I would have deleted the email, but in the spirit of holiday giving, I took my precious time and answered his message. This was my reply:
Thank you for considering me in the great endeavor. I must say I am impressed beyond words. I am seriously considering assisting you with this matter. I do not understand at this point what it is you need of me. I would like to assist you in any way possible. To move to the next level, which will consist of what you would like of me, I am requesting 10% of my 25% up front, to ensure you are being true. I am eagerly awaiting your reply.
Your future partner,
I sent the reply on Wednesday, and he has not answered me as yet, but when he does, I'll be rich!!!