Friday after I picked up P at the place I pay so she can play all day, we made our weekly pilgrimage to the store on the World's Busiest Air Base to rent movies for the weekend (along with everyone else on base, it seemed).
As we passed one section of movies:
P: Mommy, I saw your movie back there.
Me: Which one?
P: The one where the boy had 2 guns.
Me: I don't know which one you are talking about.
P: It was the movie where the man said fuck.
Me: Oh, that one... (at the time, I had NO idea which one she was talking about)
She then showed me the DVD cover of the movie Four Brothers.
At the moment she dropped the f-bomb, it seemed like the store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The folks standing near us just looked at me, trying to figure out to whom they can report me.
Me? I stood there trying to figure out why P didn't say 'it was the movie where the man said 'we have to do this for mom'.'
I think she was going for shock value.