The conversaion between the Eating Machine and me this afternoon:
Me: We need to go to the commissary to get a few things.
P: Good, we can get some paddy bread.
Me: What is paddy bread?
P: I'll show you when we get there.
We went into the commissary, and I followed her around looking for the elusive 'paddy bread'. About 15 minutes later, she found it. What is paddy bread, you ask?? It a package of hamburger buns. I asked her about the name of the bread:
Me: Why is it called paddy bread?
P: Because on SpongeBob, they use it on the crabby paddies.
I tried to explain that they were patties and not paddies, but I started to get a splitting headache, so I gave up. Once again, I am picking my battles, and now that I think about it, she DID crawl early!
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P's friend J is with us for most of the weekend.
Her mom went on another shopping trip for crystal. I swear, it's an addiction. Once you start, you tend to want EVERYTHING in the set, and if you break or lose a piece, you MUST replace it. While attempting to replace the broke/missing piece, you realize that your pattern is OBSOLETE, so you must start the adventure again. I know a person with 5 different sets of crystal, each missing ONE piece. After the first set, the next 4 sets were replacement sets, each replacing the prior set which was now 'incomplete'.
We have no real plans for the weekend. Maybe we'll just wonder aimlessly around the city.
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About 10 months ago, I loaned one of my brothers some money. He PROMISED he would pay it back in 6 weeks. It's now about 30 weeks past the deadline and I still have no cashola. I have asked him for the money 5 times. His latest 2 excuses as to why I don't have my fundage yet:
Moral of the story? Don't loan money to family. The closer the relation, the more likely you are to NOT get the money back.
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It's now 10pm, and I am the ONLY sleepy soul in the house. It's gonna be a LONG night!