Remember the hacking cough?? Well, it's still here.
Mom, you didn't make me any dinner!! So I took her 'order' of french toast sticks, eggs, oatmeal, and strawberry milk (at least I knew she'd eat it). I gave P her food, and looked at the clock, IT WAS ONLY 5:00!!! Hopefully, I'll get to turn in early tonight, but I know I'll have to deal with the hacking cough all night. Maybe I'll stay home tomorrow. Uncle LeRoy won't miss this little cotton picker.
I left work early today to take the Crazy Dog to the groomer. Once finished, P, CD and I were going to visit a friend to show off his $50 hair cut that makes him look like a canine crack head. On the way to the house, I had a cough attack! I coughed so hard and so much, it felt like I swallowed hot cinders.
I'll just say that what happened next was a flashback to my way-too-much-Heineken-returning-from the-club-just-in-time-for-work Army days which earned me the title of 'The Roadside Hurler'.
As I was getting back in the car, P started yelling: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!
We went on the my friend's house, where I douced the car door with water.
Once we made it home, I laid on the couch, and P was playing with a new toy. I drifted off to sleep, and P woke me with: