Because I can do this during lunch at the place that pays me:
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WARNING: DO NOT teach a 4 year old how to play UNO. You've been warned!!
P received a deck of Winnie the Poo UNO cards for Christmas and last week I taught her how to play. Every evening after dinner, she asks to play, so I indulge her. For about 15 hands. I think it's time to upgrade to regular UNO cards and deal us each 21 cards.
A sign you are getting beat at Winnie the Pooh UNO by a 4 year old: